Topknots, Ugh!

Sometimes fashion will throw a curveball to the world. When it's particularly awful it doesn't normally get picked up, sometimes it works and you get those awesome statement shoulders from a few years back. And sometimes you get the topknot.

That bundle of hair that you wore for dance recitals when you were eight, and want to burn all evidence of ... Is in fashion?
I just had three girls  walk past me in succession with their hair all piled up on top of their heads in increasing ridiculous manners, and it took all my effort not to both laugh and grimace in distaste.
Buns are flattering anywhere from the crown of your head down, so about halfway between where your hair on your forehead starts, and finishes on the nape if your neck.
Even a cute little bun behind your ear works! But when it looks like your hair coordinated guinea pig nested and fell asleep on top of your head? No dice.